I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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