it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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