Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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