There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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