is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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