I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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