WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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