How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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