I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
