Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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