But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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