Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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