I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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