1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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