i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yo dont text me then not text me
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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