Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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