so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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