are you still at the devil's house?
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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