You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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