i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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