I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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