My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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