In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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