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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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