Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Me. At least after what I've been through.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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