Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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