The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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