so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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