I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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