im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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