remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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