This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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