My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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