I bet he comes in French.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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