dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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