I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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