dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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