Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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