Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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