ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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