Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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