you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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