i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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