it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
