im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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