How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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