he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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