My nipple is on Facebook.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
