im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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