he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
