hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
where are my eyebrows?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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