So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tell your sister to shave her snatch
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
this will be a night to untag.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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