i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Randomize
