Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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