After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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