i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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