I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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