Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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