I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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