Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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