jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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