dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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