We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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